What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 05:34

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Are there any examples of outdated values in the Bible?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Make Nazis afraid again!